Disclaimers

The exact way that the stew works is not completely understood by Mr. Corble. Testing has enabled us to identify specific amounts and intervals where consumption is perfectly safe. Likewise, consumption outside these intervals may lead to: permanent sight problems, various neurological issues, myriad illnesses, and in extreme cases, death.

When a bowl is packaged from Mr. Corble’s perpetual pot, he will test-taste a drop. His experience lets him determine the potency of the stew in the bowl, and he in turn writes very specific instructions. As long as these instructions are followed when consuming the stew, it is completely safe. Ignoring the instructions is incredibly dangerous. Before purchase, signing a consent form is required.